Top Hacker News Stories – March 14, 2026

  1. 1.
    Ageless Linux – Software for humans of indeterminate age (agelesslinux.org)
  2. 2.
    What happens when US economic data becomes unreliable
    What happens when US economic data becomes unreliable (mitsloan.mit.edu)
  3. 3.
    How kernel anti-cheats work (s4dbrd.github.io)
  4. 4.
    Rack-mount hydroponics (sa.lj.am)
  5. 5.
    Allow me to get to know you, mistakes and all (sebi.io)
  6. 6.
    RAM kits are now sold with one fake RAM stick alongside a real one
    RAM kits are now sold with one fake RAM stick alongside a real one (tomshardware.com)
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    Montana passes Right to Compute act (2025) (westernmt.news)
  8. 8.
    XML is a cheap DSL (unplannedobsolescence.com)
  9. 9.
    MCP is dead; long live MCP
    MCP is dead; long live MCP (chrlschn.dev)
  10. 10.
    Head of FCC threatens broadcaster licenses over critical coverage of Iran war (twitter.com)
  11. 11.
    Claude March 2026 usage promotion
    Claude March 2026 usage promotion (support.claude.com)
  12. 12.
    GIMP 3.2 released
    GIMP 3.2 released (gimp.org)
  13. 13.
    Marketing for Founders
    Marketing for Founders (github.com)
  14. 14.
    A most elegant TCP hole punching algorithm (robertsdotpm.github.io)
  15. 15.
    Show HN: Han – A Korean programming language written in Rust
    Show HN: Han – A Korean programming language written in Rust (github.com)
  16. 16.
    Bumblebee queens breathe underwater to survive drowning
    Bumblebee queens breathe underwater to survive drowning (smithsonianmag.com)
  17. 17.
    Airbus is preparing two uncrewed combat aircraft
    Airbus is preparing two uncrewed combat aircraft (airbus.com)
  18. 18.
    2026 tech layoffs reach 45,000 in March
    2026 tech layoffs reach 45,000 in March (technode.global)
  19. 19.
    Changes to OpenTTD Distribution on Steam (openttd.org)
  20. 20.
    An ode to bzip (purplesyringa.moe)
  21. 21.
    Starlink militarization and its impact on global strategic stability (2023)
    Starlink militarization and its impact on global strategic stability (2023) (interpret.csis.org)
  22. 22.
    Please do not A/B test my workflow
    Please do not A/B test my workflow (backnotprop.com)
  23. 23.
    Nmap in the movies (2008) (nmap.org)
  24. 24.
    Treasure hunter freed from jail after refusing to turn over shipwreck gold
    Treasure hunter freed from jail after refusing to turn over shipwreck gold (bbc.com)
  25. 25.
    Launching the Claude Partner Network
    Launching the Claude Partner Network (anthropic.com)
  26. 26.
    Sunsetting Jazzband (jazzband.co)
  27. 27.
    Philosoph Jürgen Habermas Gestorben
    Philosoph Jürgen Habermas Gestorben (spiegel.de)
  28. 28.
    SBCL Fibers – Lightweight Cooperative Threads (atgreen.github.io)
  29. 29.
    Megadev: A Development Kit for the Sega Mega Drive and Mega CD Hardware
    Megadev: A Development Kit for the Sega Mega Drive and Mega CD Hardware (github.com)
  30. 30.
    Show HN: GitAgent – An open standard that turns any Git repo into an AI agent
    Show HN: GitAgent – An open standard that turns any Git repo into an AI agent (gitagent.sh)