Top Hacker News Stories – March 11, 2026

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    Don't post generated/AI-edited comments. HN is for conversation between humans (news.ycombinator.com)
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    Temporal: The 9-year journey to fix time in JavaScript
    Temporal: The 9-year journey to fix time in JavaScript (bloomberg.github.io)
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    Create value for others and don’t worry about the returns (geohot.github.io)
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    The MacBook Neo
    The MacBook Neo (daringfireball.net)
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    Whistleblower claims ex-DOGE member says he took Social Security data to new job (washingtonpost.com)
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    Show HN: Channel Surfer – Watch YouTube like it’s cable TV
    Show HN: Channel Surfer – Watch YouTube like it’s cable TV (channelsurfer.tv)
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    How we hacked McKinsey's AI platform
    How we hacked McKinsey's AI platform (codewall.ai)
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    Wired headphone sales are exploding
    Wired headphone sales are exploding (bbc.com)
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    I was interviewed by an AI bot for a job
    I was interviewed by an AI bot for a job (theverge.com)
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    The dead Internet is not a theory anymore
    The dead Internet is not a theory anymore (adriankrebs.ch)
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    Show HN: s@: decentralized social networking over static sites (satproto.org)
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    Lego's 0.002mm specification and its implications for manufacturing (2025) (thewave.engineer)
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    BitNet: Inference framework for 1-bit LLMs
    BitNet: Inference framework for 1-bit LLMs (github.com)
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    Baochip-1x: What it is, why I'm doing it now and how it came about (crowdsupply.com)
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    Google closes deal to acquire Wiz
    Google closes deal to acquire Wiz (wiz.io)
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    Show HN: I built a tool that watches webpages and exposes changes as RSS
    Show HN: I built a tool that watches webpages and exposes changes as RSS (sitespy.app)
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    Entities enabling scientific fraud at scale (2025) (doi.org)
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    Britain is ejecting hereditary nobles from Parliament after 700 years
    Britain is ejecting hereditary nobles from Parliament after 700 years (apnews.com)
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    Many SWE-bench-Passing PRs would not be merged
    Many SWE-bench-Passing PRs would not be merged (metr.org)
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    Iran-backed hackers claim wiper attack on medtech firm Stryker (krebsonsecurity.com)
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    Faster asin() was hiding in plain sight (16bpp.net)
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    DHS Contracts Explorer – Hacked data from the Office of Industry Partnership (micahflee.github.io)
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    Atlassian to cut roughly 1,600 jobs in pivot to AI (reuters.com)
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    Personal Computer by Perplexity (perplexity.ai)
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    Swiss e-voting pilot can't count 2,048 ballots after decryption failure
    Swiss e-voting pilot can't count 2,048 ballots after decryption failure (theregister.com)
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    X is selling existing users' handles (news.ycombinator.com)
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    I'm glad the Anthropic fight is happening now
    I'm glad the Anthropic fight is happening now (dwarkesh.com)
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    Life as an OnlyFans 'chatter'
    Life as an OnlyFans 'chatter' (bbc.com)
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    Show HN: Klaus – OpenClaw on a VM, batteries included
    Show HN: Klaus – OpenClaw on a VM, batteries included (klausai.com)
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    Show HN: Open-source browser for AI agents
    Show HN: Open-source browser for AI agents (github.com)