Top Hacker News Stories – April 1, 2026

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   Microsoft closes worst quarter since 2008: 'Redmond is in a pickle' (cnbc.com)

   2 pointsby 1vuio0pswjnm72h ago2 comments
2. 32.
   When AI Fails (whenaifail.com)

   2 pointsby clubdorothe2h ago0 comments
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   How do the likely/unlikely macros in the Linux kernel work? (stackoverflow.com)

   2 pointsby tosh1h ago0 comments
4. 34.
   The most-disliked people in the publishing industry (woman-of-letters.com)

   2 pointsby Caiero1h ago0 comments
5. 35.
   Mad Bugs: Claude Wrote a Full FreeBSD Remote Kernel RCE with Root Shell (blog.calif.io)

   2 pointsby dnqthao1h ago0 comments
6. 36.
   Caltech Researchers Claim Compression of High-Fidelity AI Models (wsj.com)

   2 pointsby jonbaer1h ago2 comments
7. 37.
   Chess in Pure SQL (dbpro.app)

   2 pointsby jonbaer1h ago0 comments
8. 38.
   GitHub DMCA Notices to Anthropic Claude Code Repos (github.com)

   2 pointsby alexpadula1h ago3 comments
9. 39.
   Lambada is now the official dance of the US (lambadaforever.com)

   2 pointsby iugtmkbdfil8341h ago0 comments
10. 40.
    AI's ability to see 'mirages' shows how alien machine brains are (msn.com)

    2 pointsby galaxyLogic1h ago0 comments
11. 41.
    Software Engineering Is Becoming Civil Engineering (christophermeiklejohn.com)

    2 pointsby cmeiklejohn1h ago0 comments
12. 42.
    The Everest scandal: poisonings and fraud on the roof of the world (thetimes.com)

    2 pointsby petethomas1h ago1 comments
13. 43.
    Manual SRE – For Artisanal Infrastructure Care (manual-sre.pro)

    2 pointsby ilan341h ago0 comments
14. 44.
    Delve – Fake Compliance as a Service – Part II – Day 1 of 5 (substack.com)

    2 pointsby nickvec57m ago1 comments
15. 45.
    Using DNA as a method to encrypt sensitive messages has become possible (cnrs.fr)

    2 pointsby matthieu_bl51m ago0 comments
16. 46.
    Mediatek predictive reboot engine driver (github.com)

    2 pointsby mradalbert46m ago0 comments
17. 47.
    Italy Senate Wi-Fi Password Sparks Buzz After "Dux" Appears in Network Sign (repubblica.it)

    2 pointsby omblivion45m ago0 comments
18. 48.
    Paste clipboard images into Claude Code over SSH (alexanderzeitler.com)

    2 pointsby alexzeitler39m ago0 comments
19. 49.
    Show HN: Kbot – open-source terminal AI with dream engine (676 tools, $0 local) (github.com)

    2 pointsby isaacsight39m ago0 comments
20. 50.
    Show HN: TraceLit – debug LeetCode step by step (tracelit.dev)

    2 pointsby eric_z19m ago0 comments
21. 51.
    Pentagon declines to reaffirm NATO's collective defense, says up to Trump (reuters.com)

    2 pointsby Bondi_Blue10m ago0 comments
22. 52.
    tinygrad: Apple approved our driver for both AMD and Nvidia (twitter.com)

    2 pointsby tosh3m ago0 comments
23. 53.
    

    Rivet's WebAssembly Agent OS (rivet.dev)

    1 pointsby KrishKrish2h ago0 comments
24. 54.
    Contextium – Context Engineering for Teams (contextium.io)

    1 pointsby robputt2h ago1 comments
25. 55.
    The Agent-Native Editor Was Invented in 1976 (noquiche.fyi)

    1 pointsby fayalalebrun2h ago0 comments
26. 56.
    Security vulnerabilities in popular MCP servers (auth bypass, RCE, API keys) (old.reddit.com)

    1 pointsby politelemon2h ago0 comments
27. 57.
    

    Create polished, pro-grade screen recordings – MIT Licensed (github.com)

    1 pointsby pbd2h ago1 comments
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    DSTs Are Just Polymorphically Compiled Generics (faultlore.com)

    1 pointsby g0xA52A2A2h ago0 comments
29. 59.
    

    Show HN: SwiftLM – Qwen Chat on iPhone, 100B+ Moe on M5 Pro 64GB (Native Swift) (github.com)

    1 pointsby aegis_camera2h ago1 comments
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    Better Blog AI | Automated Blog publishing to any CMS (betterblogai.com)

    1 pointsby leula_t2h ago2 comments