Top Hacker News Stories – March 29, 2026

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    Shipment of KitKat bars stolen en route from Italy to Poland
    Shipment of KitKat bars stolen en route from Italy to Poland (apnews.com)
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    Ask HN: Why isn't using AI in production considered stupid? (news.ycombinator.com)
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    Narcissistic grandiosity predicts greater involvement in LGBTQ activism
    Narcissistic grandiosity predicts greater involvement in LGBTQ activism (psypost.org)
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    Google's TurboQuant AI-compression algorithm can reduce LLM memory usage by 6x
    Google's TurboQuant AI-compression algorithm can reduce LLM memory usage by 6x (arstechnica.com)
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    Iran establishes 'safe' shipping corridor for approved transits who pay $2M
    Iran establishes 'safe' shipping corridor for approved transits who pay $2M (lloydslist.com)
  6. 6.
    Why Claude Code Won (For Now)
    Why Claude Code Won (For Now) (alexisgallagher.com)
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    WSL's GitHub repository is being hit with a wave of Chinese spam issues
    WSL's GitHub repository is being hit with a wave of Chinese spam issues (github.com)
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    Is Systemd Bloat Real? Dinit vs. Systemd: Which Session Uses Less Memory?
    Is Systemd Bloat Real? Dinit vs. Systemd: Which Session Uses Less Memory? (grigio.org)
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    Krispy Kreme to launch limited-edition doughnut for Artemis II moon mission
    Krispy Kreme to launch limited-edition doughnut for Artemis II moon mission (collectspace.com)
  10. 10.
    Show HN: Shoofly – pre-execution security for Claude Code Cowork and OpenClaw (shoofly.dev)
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    Ask HN: Log in issues after macOS Tahoe update? (news.ycombinator.com)
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    Cory Doctorow's self-hosted did:web Bluesky server (pluralistic.net)
  13. 13.
    The road to electric – in charts and data [UK] (rac.co.uk)
  14. 14.
    Iran's propaganda machine trolls Trump (text.npr.org)
  15. 15.
    Russia can't escape this disaster [video] (youtube.com)
  16. 16.
    Ask HN: Non-AI, engineering blogs? 2026 (news.ycombinator.com)
  17. 17.
    Former NJ AG's Firm Challenges Big Tech's 'Profit Ahead of Public Safety' Ethos
    Former NJ AG's Firm Challenges Big Tech's 'Profit Ahead of Public Safety' Ethos (law.com)
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    Why question-space can't be baked into LLM weights (preprint) (zenodo.org)
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    EU Commission, Enisa, and DG Digital Services Breached by ShinyHunters (twitter.com)
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    While one partner sleeps, another vibe codes
    While one partner sleeps, another vibe codes (businessinsider.com)
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    The Future of Text Layout Is Not CSS (twitter.com)
  22. 22.
    I Built CLI for Bullmq
    I Built CLI for Bullmq (github.com)
  23. 23.
    There's a Good Reason You Can't Concentrate (nytimes.com)
  24. 24.
    QR codes can be copied – I built a way to stop reuse (news.ycombinator.com)
  25. 25.
    A 1.8T Logic Layer for Ultra-Low-End ARM ($100 Devices (news.ycombinator.com)
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    Next 12 months: Production Code that runs itself (news.ycombinator.com)
  27. 27.
    Donald Trump says 'Cuba is next' in speech touting US Military successes
    Donald Trump says 'Cuba is next' in speech touting US Military successes (rnz.co.nz)
  28. 28.
    Cloud Sync not working with iPhone, works fine for Mac (developer.apple.com)
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    Show HN: Built tool to turn n8n workflows into OpenClaw-compatible agent skills
    Show HN: Built tool to turn n8n workflows into OpenClaw-compatible agent skills (github.com)
  30. 30.
    Is Your Language Learning App Lying to You? (growwithless.com)