Top Hacker News Stories – March 31, 2026

  1. 31.
    PyTorch Primer
    PyTorch Primer (bitwise.land)
  2. 32.
    LipoVive (Investigated) Why 2026 Metabolic Science Is a Rethink on Weight Loss
    LipoVive (Investigated) Why 2026 Metabolic Science Is a Rethink on Weight Loss (morningstar.com)
  3. 33.
    Pgit: I Imported the Linux Kernel into PostgreSQL
    Pgit: I Imported the Linux Kernel into PostgreSQL (oseifert.ch)
  4. 34.
    Office, Messaging and Verbs (2015)
    Office, Messaging and Verbs (2015) (ben-evans.com)
  5. 35.
    Sandflare – I built a sandbox that launches AI agent VMs in ~300ms (news.ycombinator.com)
  6. 36.
    Hand-Drawn Style in PowerPoint
    Hand-Drawn Style in PowerPoint (pptcrafter.wordpress.com)
  7. 37.
    Good CTE Bad CTE
    Good CTE Bad CTE (boringsql.com)
  8. 38.
    Q4_0 KV cache collapses 92.5% at 64K on DGX Spark GB10 (unified memory paradox)
    Q4_0 KV cache collapses 92.5% at 64K on DGX Spark GB10 (unified memory paradox) (github.com)
  9. 39.
    Memopt – GPU memory infrastructure for AI clusters (memopt.com)
  10. 40.
    With Mythos will we reach coding singularity? (news.ycombinator.com)
  11. 41.
    Human TODO
    Human TODO (humantodo.dev)
  12. 42.
    Show HN: TaskTrace, a local-first activity log that gives LLMs context (tasktrace.com)
  13. 43.
    The carcinogenicity of e-cigarettes: a qualitative risk assessment (academic.oup.com)
  14. 44.
    DIY Wall-Mounted Solar Panels on Unistrut Mounting [video] (youtube.com)
  15. 45.
    Executive Briefing: The Invisible AI Input (dekodiert.de)
  16. 46.
    Why Your Engineering Team Is Slow (It's the Codebase, Not the People) (piechowski.io)
  17. 47.
    Vibe Maintainer (steve-yegge.medium.com)
  18. 48.
    Clip Show (geohot.github.io)
  19. 49.
    European Commission downplays ShinyHunters cyberattack impact
    European Commission downplays ShinyHunters cyberattack impact (therecord.media)
  20. 50.
    Can 8k Bouncy Springs Hide Secret Messages? (Tutte's Theorem) [video] (youtube.com)
  21. 51.
    Read-Only vs. Action AI: Why Most Odoo AI Tools Stop at the Report
    Read-Only vs. Action AI: Why Most Odoo AI Tools Stop at the Report (odooclaw.ai)
  22. 52.
    Would you use a GitHub App that auto-generates changelogs from commit diffs? (news.ycombinator.com)
  23. 53.
    A Knowledge Graph (tjid3.org)
  24. 54.
    Information Flow Kernel for Claude Code Hooks
    Information Flow Kernel for Claude Code Hooks (github.com)
  25. 55.
    I Like Real Estate
    I Like Real Estate (sohum.com)
  26. 56.
    Call.md
    Call.md (github.com)
  27. 57.
    Show HN: How many seasons does Melbourne (VIC) have? (news.ycombinator.com)
  28. 58.
    Using AI to forcast success of active clinical trials (warpspeed.sh)
  29. 59.
    What is AX?
    What is AX? (sumato.ai)
  30. 60.
    EchoMind – AI Voice Notes
    EchoMind – AI Voice Notes (apps.apple.com)